So what exactly can I eat that won't make me sick?

Tomatoes? Nope.

Lemons at New Jersey "casual dining" restaurants? Nope

According to a Good Morning America report, lemon wedges tested from four of the six family restaurants were, "contaminated with fecal matter, including one sample that contaminated with E. coli."

The fecal matter was found on lemons at both Applebee's and TGI Friday's, while E. coli was found at the Applebee's. Evidently, Chili's was the only restaurant with a clean bill of health.

Don't you worry though, the Triple Chocolate Meltdown is fecal and E. coli free!