Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Love Letter: Tofu Dogs

Dear Lightlife Jumbo Smart Dogs,

When was the last time I told you I loved you? You're always there for me, ready to eat in two minutes. Full of protein, low in fat and calories, you've never let me down, not even a little bit.

I like to eat you with spicy mustard and some of that organic Heinz ketchup that tastes so good.

So please, don't end up like Skippy Natural and not be available at my Harris Teeter. I want you to be around for a long time.



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