Envy

I'm really not liking Boston right now. The Patriots are rolling over teams like they're playing the JV squad (i.e. the Miami Dolphins), the Red Sox just came back from a 3-1 deficit to get into the World Series, Boston College is the number 2 college football team in the country, and the Celtics finally look like they can make a run for the east this year. Isn't that enough Boston? No, you also have to corner the market on massive walking turkeys.



Four foot tall turkeys! Where the f*&% are our gigantic mutant turkeys?!?

At least we know one city who will be eating particularly well this November.